A cockroach just crawled out of my keyboard. (April 25)
I'm getting pretty tan, y'all would be pretty jealous, except I have a line on my neck...but it’s all good. (April 20)
At that same moment the wind blew my tie and it slapped me right in the face. (April 20)
I'm stoked out of my mind to be teaching them. (March 28)
I am…getting a little fat. I have to keep up eating the same food as a Tongan. (March 23)
I got attacked by a dog this week, I think he was racist; I kicked him in the face. (Feb. 23)
Every time we walk in my companion says “we've been robbed!... oh wait it always looks like that.” (Feb. 14)
I have a blog? (May 2)
I have a blog? (May 2)
